Blonde International Training College
A blonde has been attending Blonde International Training College, a school set up to give blondes a chance to make it in the real world, for 10 years. She keeps failing this one class that she needs to graduate : basic math. The administrators need to get her out to make room for new students, but can’t just give her the grade. So, they instead decide to ask her a simple math question at the graduation ceremony. If she answers correctly, she graduates.
Sure enough, she fails the class again, and shouldn’t walk across the stage, but the admins invite her to the ceremony. They stand her before everyone and say, “Although you lack one class for graduation, we have decided to pass you if you can answer this one question. What is two plus two?” The blonde thinks about it for a while and finally says, “Four.”
The crowd stands up in objection and demands, “Give her another chance!!”