A Blonde goes to the Doctor
One day, a blonde went to the doctor’s office. She went into the examination room and said, “Doctor, I have a bullet hole in my hand and I don’t know where it came from!” The doctor asked, “Have you had any personal experience with a gun recently?”
The blonde replied, “Well, yesterday I was going to commit suicide. At first I was going to hold my breath till I died. I couldn’t do it though. Then I was going to shoot myself in the stomach. That was too bloody. So I decided to shoot myself in the head. So I put the gun up to my ear and I put my other hand on my other ear because I knew gunshots were loud, you know?” The doctor nodded. “Well, then I pulled the trigger and the next thing I knew there was a hole in my hand!”