More Blonde one liners

Q. How do you know a blond has been in your office?

A. There is white-out on your computer screen.

Q. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

A. They think their picture is being taken.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf to the store because it was too tight?

Q. Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?

A. It takes too long to re-train them.

Q. What do you call an eternity?

A. Four blondes at a four way stop.

Q. What did the blonde do when she missed the 44 bus?

A. She took the 22 bus twice instead.

Q. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A. You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q. Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

A. To remind themselves that toes go in first.

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

A. You have to hollow out the head.