Funny Blonde One Liner Q & A
Q. What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
A. Oh look, little donut seeds.
Q. How many blonds did it take to change the lightbulb?
A. one to hold the lightbulb, 4 to turn the room around.
Blonde #1: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Blonde #2: “No, who wrote it?”
Q. What do you call a blond with a high IQ?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.