Nose Jokes
Editors not my family and i have been teasing each other for four generation on the nose hope you enjoy as much as we have.
1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.
4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
6. Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.
7. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
8. Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
9. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
10. Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
11. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
12. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
13. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
14. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.
15. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
16. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.