Four Letter Words

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?” “Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language…Stuff I’d never heard before…Really terrible 4-letter words…You’ve got to come get me and take me home…PLEASE MOTHER!”                                                                                                                                                       And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. “But honey,” the mother countered, “WHAT 4-letter words?”                                                     “I can’t tell you, mother,” said the daughter, “they’re too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!”                                                                              “Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset…Tell mother the 4-letter words!”                                                                                 Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother…it’s just terrible. Words like DUST…WASH……IRON….COOK.”

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