Jokes #2

Nose Jokes

 Editors not my family and i have been teasing each other for four generation on the nose hope you enjoy as much as we have.

1. Obvious:  Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.

2. Meteorological:  Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.

3. Fashionable:  You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.

4. Personal:  Well, here we are. Just the three of us.

5. Punctual:  Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

6. Philosophical:   You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.

7. Humorous:  Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.

8. Commercial:  Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.

9. Polite:  Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.

10. Melodic:  Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”

11. Complimentary:  You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.

12. Scientific:  Say, does that thing there influence the tides.

13. Inquiry:  When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?

14. Religious:  The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.

15. Disgusting:  Say, who mows your nose hair.

16. Aromatic:  It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.

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